bonerfart:

Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world

Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work

Me: I love my tiny son

miss-nerdgasmz:

I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

cosmic-davinci:

memoriasconsazon:

i feel like every week i’m just like “i need to get through this week”

same

traaashhhhkat:

some chill positivity from a 1998 Sesame Street book about the letter F

traaashhhhkat:

some chill positivity from a 1998 Sesame Street book about the letter F

1) You are allowed to take up space. You are a human.

2) You are allowed to have a voice.

3) You are allowed to leave whenever you feel unsafe or uncomfortable.

4) You deserve more than someone who doesn’t know how to respect you.

5) You are allowed to put your own needs first.

6) You are allowed to love yourself.

- 6:11 p.m. (Six reminders for bad times)

(Quelle: angryasianfeminist)

its-lezbehonest:

whisperingvictory:

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Lesbiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

(Quelle: ohstewarts)

stetsonuniversity:

Sampson McCormick, gay comedian at Stetson for Black Student Association and Kaleidescope.

stetsonuniversity:

Sampson McCormick, gay comedian at Stetson for Black Student Association and Kaleidescope.

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

image

yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

(Quelle: holymaurymotherofgod)

aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

Harry Potter's Character Development

Books 1-3: Fuck yeah, I'm Harry Potter.
Books 4-7: Fuck, I'm Harry Potter.

happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

corysanchez:

my life would be so much better if i had a hot neighbor

tvgropes:

(◡‿◡✿)

(◡‿◡✿)

(◡‿◡✿)

(⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK

(Quelle: todoyurika)

warxant:

boneswith-hairbows:

99-problems-and-korra-aint-one:

terrible-beauty:

kharikamal:

myuncreativeurl:

This is crazy

WHY ARE THEY SO ACCURATE

DRAKE

Drake needs no title…

bruh millhouse is drake. why is that so on point

I lost it at DJ Khaled lmao

(Quelle: inspiringpieces)

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